| | Stopshouting Ivan.com 09 May 2008 16:50
DAN!!!! |
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| | Bungholio Oooerrrr.com 09 May 2008 16:04
No need to shout Chief! |
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| | Chief 09 May 2008 14:57
Club Dinner 7pm for a 7.30 sit down |
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| | Iron Fist not Fest 09 May 2008 14:35
Thanks very much Charlie - see you then - I'm on 07899 812 505 if you can't make it or delayed for any reason |
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| | charlie cabsRus 09 May 2008 14:32
AJ I can pick you up from C Beeches @18.40 if required |
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| | Iron Fest in a Velvet Glove oath when tiny 09 May 2008 14:21
Anyone passing by Carshalton Beeches station at 1840 or Carshalton station at 1851 to pick up moi? How I am looking forward to some beer beer beer. |
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| | MC 09 May 2008 13:08
7.00 for 7.30 food. Carriages for 3.30 am |
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| | DINNER? 09 May 2008 12:35
Anyone know what time the club dinner kicks off tonight> |
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| | Bungholio Etiquette.com 09 May 2008 11:57
Shirt & Club Tie - with Jacket
Trousers of your choice! |
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| | Mocky 09 May 2008 11:41
Whats the dress code for club dinner? |
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| | largelymonk 09 May 2008 07:32
Simmo, went on the website, are you entering us as a team? Are you entering as captain? What's our team name? Can we get The Shadow and Potatoe Boy to enter on a tandem in costume? |
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| | Chief 09 May 2008 00:28
Count me in Simmo |
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| | MC 08 May 2008 17:05
If you want to practice first ,join me this Sunday on the 33 mile Thames Bridges ride from Tower Bridge to Hampton Court in aid of the Stroke Association. Meet East Croydon station 8.45am I must build up my fluid intake on Friday in preperation, as it will be hot on Sunday. |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 08 May 2008 16:45
I am on a heavy course of Catatonic Stelloids myself |
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| | largelymonk cycleride 08 May 2008 16:31
How do we sign up Simmo? I've started taking large quantities of performance enhancing drugs in anticipation. |
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| | Aitor 08 May 2008 14:52
I'd do it. I just need to buy myself a bike first, but count me on. |
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| | Simmo Fitness 08 May 2008 13:24
Anyone fancy joining me in a pre-season fitness drive? I was thinking of this "Palace to Palace" (Buckingham to Windsor) 45 mile cycle ride for the Prince's Trust. It's on Sunday 07 September, so getting fit for the season, while also raising some dosh for charidee. It's £30 to enter, and you undertake to raise at least £45 for charity. Is anyone mad enough to be up for this? |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 08 May 2008 11:32
Excellent - free tooth picks with every meal |
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| | okC 08 May 2008 10:40
There are, however, 90 first prizes of 2kg slabs of hedgehog pate. |
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| | MC 08 May 2008 10:17
Its Din's idea to keep costs down. The lucky winners will get a main course. John does a fine range of crisps & nuts behind the bar for the losers. |
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| | charlie @hungry.com 08 May 2008 09:59
MC does this mean that no meat is included with the meal? |
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| | MC 07 May 2008 12:43
Will there be a meat raffle on friday? |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 06 May 2008 16:17
I look forward to be a little "over refreshed" myself on Friday |
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| | Dins @notefrommemam 06 May 2008 15:01
I have no excuse apart from the fact i was a little "over-refreshed", entirely at the mercy of the Carlsberg sniper! |
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| | Pembers itoodidadinsdale.com 06 May 2008 14:42
Quite right Mr Stern. I also "did a Dinsdale" and snuck out, however, that was after 10 hours of drinking heavily.
Just enough practise for Friday's club dinner. Woohoo! |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 06 May 2008 13:13
Can I just say how nice it was of Barkers and his "best man" to pop in for a drink on Sunday before heading home to bed early......... |
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| | RFU TAG COURSE Monday 7th July 2008 05 May 2008 20:48
Just been on RFU website - apparently there is a training course for tag rugby for all new young coaches on Mon 7th July at OWRFC from 7pm – 9.30pm
Cost £30. Is this correct? If so, be good to get some of our players involved. |
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| | Mr Dead looking@diary.com 03 May 2008 20:18
Is the poker night still on the 30th or is it moving with the AGM? |
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| | WherisDAN DAN'sbeenabitquiet.com 02 May 2008 16:44
DAN wants a ticket for the club dinner but won't be able to make Sunday |
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| | okC 02 May 2008 15:34
Chief, have got a serious Renault/childcare induced cashflow crisis at the moment, coupled with memories of hurling up absinthe aromoured filth at 4.00am after last years shenanigans has put doubt into my mind over whether I'll be able to attend this year. |
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| | Chief 02 May 2008 15:04
Club Dinner
Alun, are coming to the dinner?
Boys, I have a few tickets left to sell so can you pull fingers out and get them bought please.
DB - I've got you and DC down for a ticket, can you get him to come up with the readies. |
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| | Pembers 02 May 2008 14:58
Baron. I think that you'll find that Bunghole has the aid of a rather proud probiscus. So, thats four fingers and two opposibile digits!
See you Sunday |
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| | Baron Duvet 02 May 2008 14:40
Working hard but looking forward to Sunday!
20 websites a minute? Sounds like a stitch up to me! Not even Bungholio's fingers are that quick. Not one-handed, anyway. |
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| | MC 02 May 2008 14:05
So Pembers million visits to Walcountians forum last year have gone unnoticed so far. I'm suprised the company haven't had to sell up & move elsewhere. |
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| | Pembers 02 May 2008 13:08
Top skills.
I dodn't realise that bunghole had family out there! |
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| | okC 02 May 2008 12:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm
That's good working fella!! |
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| | Pembers 02 May 2008 12:12
Baron Duvet. Are you out there? |
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| | AC 01 May 2008 14:14
When an Austrian father was asked how to teach children about sex education, he said he thought it's best to keep them in the DARK for as long as possible!! |
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| | AC 01 May 2008 14:13
And on tonight's show singing for us tonight we have a mother and her 6 children all the way from Austria. Miss Fritzl, tell us who you're gonna be tonight?
Well, tonight, Matthew, we're gonna be the Von Trap Door Family!! |
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| | MC @imasurvivor.com 01 May 2008 13:07
The look of jollility is in fact a wince & us thinking "thank Christ it wasn't me" It reinforces my tactic of keeping as far away from play as possible. |
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| | AGM DATE CHANGE 01 May 2008 12:51
THE AGM IS NOW SCHEDULED FOR WEDNESDAY JUNE 4TH
Apologises for any inconvenience caused by this. |
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| | okC 01 May 2008 11:21
Have to admit I'm struggling to understand the jollility shown in the photo, but it's good to see our sevens squad in such fine fettle. |
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| | Chief 01 May 2008 10:54
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| | MC @caringchair.com 01 May 2008 09:28
Latest news on our fallen comrade Steve. Is now out of hospital after repair to dislocated ankle & 2 breaks to leg. Unavailable for 7s this weekend, but recovering well.Had only been on pitch for 5 mins. Gary Dring has competition for being accident prone. |
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| | bingo @work 30 April 2008 19:49
Look's like Jasmine may be up for it.
Sorry best pal but unfortunately I won't be able to attend but sink a few for me and no shopping trolley antics.
Have a good one
Adam |
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| | Bungholio Gordy.com 30 April 2008 16:03
HUSSAH!
I will grace the gathering with my most excellent presence! |
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| | Dins @properjob 30 April 2008 15:55
Neil, great idea, see you in the dole queue! |
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| | Jerky I pop 30 April 2008 15:38
Hussah! from the 20 odd blokes arriving back from Steve Cowlins stag do in Torquay early Sunday evening! |
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| | Pembers 30 April 2008 13:43
HUSSAH!
We're gagging for it!
Dins, do we need to dress up as out of shape, redundant gits? If so, I have a great costume.... |
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| | Want to play ruggers @ old wals.... 30 April 2008 12:28
Any news on whats happening with the Haslemere 7's THIS sunday?????????????? |
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| | Dins @iforgot 30 April 2008 11:58
Give me a big HUSSAH! if you are coming to join me and our Scotch friend in O`neills Sutton this Sunday from midday for ale :o)
Dins |
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| | MC 29 April 2008 16:42
I'm not watching from the wing, just awaiting the best time to start my blistering run for maximum effect .Having scored 5 tries , in a few part games, it works. |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 29 April 2008 13:41
It will also spoil Bob's view of a rolling maul as seen from the wing |
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| | Pembers indignant.com 29 April 2008 09:15
I'm not having that. I love to watch my fellow forwards as they maul their way up the pitch whilst I stand in the Fly halfs way! |
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| | Haveyoursay 28 April 2008 20:54
Anyone who is interested in the Experimental Law Variations that have been trialled in the Southern Hemisphere may want to have their say at the following website: http://www.rfusurvey.co.uk/
If they go ahead, it would spell the end of the 3rd XV rolling maul/'have a breather time', as the oppo would be pulling it down at every opportunity! |
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| | MC @chairavailable.com 28 April 2008 13:16
As it was the mate of a mate of a player, I'm struggling to find any contact details, hence the forum posting. And Mike, after seeing you on the pitch on sat, I think you should rethink your defination of "playing". Shouldn't backs run with ball? |
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| | Bungholio Cheers.com 28 April 2008 11:58
Thanks for your kind words Al.
I unfortunately will not be able to consider the postion of Chairman for the following reasons:
1) I am still playing (and no Bob, occasionally getting your ass into the right place does not count as playing).
2) I am nowhere near beardy enough.
3) I do actually have a life.
4) Our esteemed, former Chair-man, Mr G Hird esq. has regaled enough tales to put off anyone!
Basically we need a non-playing bloke who could grow a handsome beard. Know anyone Al? Oh |
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| | okC 28 April 2008 10:31
Hmmm, don't normally make a habit of repeating myself?! Forum must be buggered!! |
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| | okC 28 April 2008 10:29
Seems to me that, in this end of season, near club dinner/AGM time of the year, the chariman is doing his best to not be re-elected.
Bungholio on the other hand seems to be quite on the ball as to the responsibilities of a club chairman............. |
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| | okC 28 April 2008 10:29
Seems to me that, in this end of season, near club dinner/AGM time of the year, the chariman is doing his best to not be re-elected.
Bungholio on the other hand seems to be quite on the ball as to the responsibilities of a club chairman............. |
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| | Bungholio SuckEggs.com 28 April 2008 09:51
Withouth telling the Chairman his job, shouldn't he be the first on the phone to find out about our fallen comrade? |
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| | MC @Questions.com 28 April 2008 08:42
How did the 7s team do on friday?
Any news on our guest player ,from the fire brigade, who broke his leg on sat? PS he owes £5 match fee. |
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| | chuck rules 25 April 2008 16:41
Very good Aitor.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. |
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| | A. (cont) 25 April 2008 16:09
The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!'
'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.' |
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| | Aitor 25 April 2008 16:08
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'
'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.'
'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.'
The |
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| | Donut 25 April 2008 15:31
Four miles? Geography not your strong point then Aitor! Stick to the drumming - we'll see you on TV tomorrow at Twickenham. |
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| | Dins @cantspell 25 April 2008 15:30
Teachaer???!!!!! |
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| | Dins @borstal 25 April 2008 15:28
When ever there was a fight at school, the teachaer would break it up and say "come on now lads leave it we`ve all had a drink" |
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| | Aitor want some? 25 April 2008 15:14
I live on my own time zone, thanks! That's what gaining independence is all about...
4 miles from England and they can't speak English - what is it about the French ??
They don't have a word for Cul de Sac or Eau du Toilette !!! |
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| | Pembers provocative.com 25 April 2008 15:01
Dins, I'm surprised that you've heard of schools having been dragged up where you were....... |
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| | Dins @school 25 April 2008 14:55
Oh deer, so meny gramatical erors! |
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| | MC 25 April 2008 14:54
And I can tell the time you tardy Spainish terrorist |
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| | St George Dragonslayer.com 25 April 2008 14:14
When you've conquered half the world there is no point in learning another language |
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| | Bold Racy Organ @wagwam.com 25 April 2008 13:09
Simmo
Do One!!!!!!!! |
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| | Aitor 25 April 2008 13:06
It is Craic, you monolingual Englishman... |
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| | MC 25 April 2008 12:27
We're all up for the beer, but use of crack is being discouraged. Try criac instead. |
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| | Dins @iforgot 25 April 2008 11:42
So are we all up the club for beers and crack tomorrow? :0) |
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| | Sceptic 25 April 2008 10:56
Professional comedian my arse!!! |
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| | Dins @iam82youknow 25 April 2008 10:06
Could be a good night, are the sunshine band playing? |
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| | Oath when tiny supporting 25 April 2008 09:59
anyone for beer at KCS tonight? I am post-marathon binge drinking. |
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| | Bungholio Question.com 25 April 2008 09:53
Might fancy a game tomorrow. What is the meet time and where?
Not got my teamsheet yet! (or a call for that matter)
Who needs Chuck Norris when we've got 'The Chief!' He must be harder than Chucky Boy as he took on 37 blokes on tour and is still walking tall! |
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| | Surrey 7s 24 April 2008 21:48
Surrey 7s at KCS tomorrow....
Our first game is vs London Irish Amateur...at 18.30....supporters welcome ! |
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| | Drivingfast shityourpants.com 24 April 2008 15:44
For anybody who thought they could drive..............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtyZosuPNE
Some Tommy gunning a Radical SR8 round the Nurburgring North Loop in just over 6 minutes. He uses pretty much all of the track except for the bit at 5mins 36secs where he gets airborne!!!!
Enjoy |
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| | Bungholio ChuckFun.com 24 April 2008 15:35
Chuck Norris is the antithesis of Grehan's Mum! |
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| | its true 24 April 2008 12:20
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. |
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| | Pembers chucknorrisrules.com 24 April 2008 11:54
Looks like Steve is busy at work again.
For those of you aren't, I can thouroughly recommend the following site:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Pure genius! |
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| | Bull I love this thread 24 April 2008 11:16
What about "The Flat Cap" or "Kendo Fukall" or "The Clown" or "The Comedian?" or "The Tash" or "The Illustrated Man" or "Dr Doom" or "Nurse Nasty" or "The Wizard's Sleeve" or "The Plater" or even "The Paper Bag" on account of his fighting prowess.... |
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| | Pembers 24 April 2008 11:03
Simmo, Please do go on. You've hit a rich vein there. |
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| | Simmo Grapple Fans 24 April 2008 10:27
Wrestling names:
Phil "still down t'pit" Dinsdale
Phil "the darling of Darlington" Dinsdale
I could go on............................ |
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| | MC 24 April 2008 09:34
Whats wrong with the usual " Northern C..t"? I think that the groom to be & best man should wear suitable costumes. Neil, you must a couple that you could lend out. Borat anyone? |
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| | Pembers itpassesthetime.com 24 April 2008 09:10
Surely the Shadow's best man should have a suitable Superhero/70's Wrestler monicker.
Maybe "Mighty Mouth" or "The Whippet"?
Any other ideas chaps??? |
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| | Dins @iforgot 24 April 2008 08:20
Lads, as you may already know our Scotch friend Mr. Gordon Barclay is getting married at the end of May, quite a number of us have already enjoyed a weekend of celebration in Bournemouth (i`m still not right), but we will be having a few "quiet one`s" on Sunday 4th May in O`neills Slutton from midday onwards, please feel free to join us, and lets "send him home now tae think again".
Yours in anticipation. Dins
Best Man (by a country mile!) |
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| | oath when tiny confession 23 April 2008 14:21
MC - I have Sam Naylor's player of the year trophy from last year - or rather, I have the bottom half of Sam's player of the year trophy. I was carrying it home for him (not sure why!) and at 2am in the morning last May after the players dinner, it smashed all over the roads of Sutton as I stumbled out of the legendary nightspot that is Chicagos! I will bring a new piece of silverware with me on 9th May!
Nails - shame you never got to wallow in self-glory (as if you need any excuse!) |
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| | MC 23 April 2008 09:47
My teamsheet must still be in the post. I can save myself for the game against Sutton & Epsom at home this sat, 3.00ko. Last game of the season so a few cheeky ones after. |
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| | Pembers lovein.co.uk 23 April 2008 09:11
Thank you Bob. Sidestep / stumble. Much of a muchness!
May I say that you have obviously been selected for your searing pace....... |
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| | MC 22 April 2008 10:52
Pembers, you should have heard by now. Your sidestep is priceless. |
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| | 7s on Friday ?? 22 April 2008 10:45
Who is in this team on Friday?? |
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| | Bealsey 21 April 2008 22:57
Yes we have a 7 (squad of 12) entered into the surrey 7s this friday.....first game is due to K.O at 18.30...should have details of the draw tomorrow so keep you all posted.
To my knowledge KCS is where we played Old Blues in Motspur Park. |
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| | Aitor 21 April 2008 16:23
Ticket now gone, thanks! |
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| | 7S ON FRIDAY 21 April 2008 15:03
Are we still entering a team in the Surrey 7s? Do we have a start time for supporters? where is KCS?
Love from Someone who wasn't 'KCS'd' |
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| | Aitor 21 April 2008 14:19
Reg Field, former player, secretary and third team skipper of OWRFC (still a cunt)will be having a few drinks at All Bar One in Sutton on Tuesday evening and would like to see you there.
I also have a spare ticket for the Heineken Cup semifinal this Sat at Twickers between London Irish and Toulouse. I'd take face value: £20. |
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| | Pembers goodworkthatman.co.uk 21 April 2008 11:59
Top idea Deano. I shall consult Mrs P. Well, when I say consult, I mean beg.... |
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| | Grehan @jolly-ol-sessions.com 20 April 2008 10:30
Chaps,
Arranging a little drink for the end of the season. Best idea is to combine this with a rugby event = Guiness Premership final on 31st May 2008 at Twickers.
Tickets will be £15/20 - I am happy to book them all, but would like some definative numbers. - If you agree THEN YOU PAY UP.
Will be a good day out for all - few beers, the match, then a few more beers and perhaps a curry or whatever.
Please either text or email me before 30th April as i would like to book the tickets on |
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| | MC 18 April 2008 17:29
Chief, you're so picky. I'm down as flanker, my pace has been recognised at last. |
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| | loadsamoney 18 April 2008 16:59
Oi, Bealsie NO! |
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| | Chief 18 April 2008 16:11
Not me guv - the teamsheet is down to Mr Beales and has been for the past couple of months.
Ollie, what the ***k is happening - I'm down as captain yet not selected, the KO is wrong, meet time wrong and the previous results are stuffed up.... |
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| | tourtour 18 April 2008 15:40
I think you will find Dan is still in Bournemouth, Despite many calls , he missed the coach home. |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 18 April 2008 15:36
I hear that DAN will be in attendance at the Comedy Extravaganza tonight............ |
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| | Sweedo 18 April 2008 15:33
It does look very easy |
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| | MC 18 April 2008 15:18
Now you are slowing down Sweedo it might be worth you trying out a new postion! Modern props need to be mobile. |
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| | tongue in cheek 18 April 2008 14:56
Looks like just one fixture Sweedo. There's always room for a prop.... |
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| | Sweedo 18 April 2008 14:15
How many sides are playing tomorrow? |
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| | Tour stories 18 April 2008 13:39
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm |
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| | Pembers inontheact.com 18 April 2008 10:40
And the teamsheet is for the 29th March showing both teams for that week.
Is any of it correct? Has Chief spent too long gathering really poor Mark Speight jokes? |
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| | MC fix 18 April 2008 10:25
And ko is 3.oopm not 2.30. Unless we want a long naked warm-up. |
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| | Useless team sec 18 April 2008 10:08
PLEASE NOTE GUYS THAT THE E-MAIL MANY OF YOU RECIEVE WITH THE SELECTION FOR TOMORROWS CLUB XV GAME VS MERTON IS TITLED TEAM SELECTION FOR 23RD FEB...OBVIOUSLY THIS SHOULD READ 19TH APRIL !!
ANYONE NOT ON THE TEAMSHEET BUT WANTS AT LEAST HALF A GAME PLAES MEET AT THE CLUB AT 1.15 PM. |
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| | Aitor 18 April 2008 09:50
Yes, it was me. Recently I am getting loads of close ups on Sky Sports. I should be looking for a sponsor soon... |
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| | Simmo Blimey 18 April 2008 09:46
Guess I'd better go and watch the Rugby Club, good job I recorded it.
By the way, Aitor, didn't you make it onto Sky's coverage of the London Irish game, I'm sure that I recognised you banging on some drum, looking suitably manic..... |
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| | Aitor 18 April 2008 09:25
Well done Simmo for getting four tickets for the Premiership final in the try of the month competition and a mention in the Rugby Club. Great choice! Tagicakibau's try was a cracker. Did you have to spell his name, though? |
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| | Chief 17 April 2008 19:44
What does Mark Speight and a duffel coat have in common?
They're both found hanging from Paddington. |
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| | Chief 17 April 2008 19:42
I've heard that Mark Speight has finally had some good news!
Apparently neither the BBC or ITV would offer him a job, but thankfully he's turned up on a local station instead! |
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| | Chief 17 April 2008 19:42
It was heard by police that Mark Speight killed girlfriend Natasha Collins because he thought that she was having an affair with one of his best friends.
According to Speight, during sex she was screaming 'Give me Morph! Give me Morph!' |
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| | Brave Donut 17 April 2008 17:29
Today is 'National Swallow Day'. You know what to do when you get home boys! |
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| | Comedy Night tomorrow 17 April 2008 16:56
Wonder if there'll be any topical art jokes at Gagging for Laughs tomorrow night? Don't forget book your tickets with Mr Dinsdale! |
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| | more dodgy humour 17 April 2008 14:21
He was a serious artist as well as a TV presenter you know.
His family are arranging a memorial exhibiton.
All the paintings will be hung out of sight near Paddington Station.
It's what he would have wanted. |
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| | Pembers 17 April 2008 12:19
Apparently Speight was found splattered with blue paint, covered in glitter and had crayons sticking out of his nose.
Police say he died of a huge Art Attack |
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| | Bungholio MoreDodgyHumour.com 17 April 2008 12:14
Children's TV presenter Mark Speight has been found hanging out the back of Paddington.
The little bear is said to be shaken and sore, but in good spirits. |
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| | dodgy humour 17 April 2008 11:20
Police now have a better picture of how Speight died, made from pasta and string by Joanne Schafter, age 7 from Norwich |
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| | Pembers bitweird.co.uk 17 April 2008 09:44
Havanavahavah,
Not sure about the ice rink but the clubhouse will certainly be turned into quagmire by the club dinner. Particularly if the Euro Pate mountain returns...
Tour reunion anyone? |
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| | Pembers concernforgai.com 17 April 2008 09:41
Quite right to clear that up Russ. After all, she must be a touch shell shocked having lived with JY for a couple of months!! |
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| | Russ Yeo russellyeo@hotmail.co.uk 16 April 2008 20:41
Message for Gai (Nick's other half).
Re JY's earlier message, I THINK JY means that once again a flatmate of his has found love and is moving out.
Not that once again Nick has found love and is moving out.
At least that's what I think he means... |
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| | Shawboy 16 April 2008 19:03
Is Robs mum the entertainment? |
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| | JY @brokeback mansionsforhire 16 April 2008 19:03
Once again my housemate has found true love and is moving out. If anyone wishes to share a house with a bald fat bloke and his dog or who knows someone looking to share a house with off street parking, good BBQ garden and 10 mins walk from Purley station, please give me a call. Thanks JY |
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| | Chief 16 April 2008 18:21
Club Dinner 9th May
Get your name down for a ticket to the club dinner now.
The cost is £37.50 and includes a three course dinner, wine and entertainment.
You can buy your ticket online or by sending me a cheque or by paying direct into the club bank account (email me for details). I will not be accepting any cash (can't be trusted not to drink it as soon as you give it to me).
Numbers are limited this year, purely for my own sanity so if you want a ticket, buy it now.
Chief |
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| | Onlooker MuggingYouOff 16 April 2008 18:17
I'd be up for some French... if that helps |
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| | Havanavahavah 16 April 2008 17:36
Pembers - when are the Latin classes and is it true that the clubhouse is going to be turned into an ice rink for the August Bank Holiday? |
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| | MC @mybodyisatemple.com 16 April 2008 17:14
For those missing training....the codgers group do a circuit at Westcroft each tuesday 8-9.0pm followed by re-hydration in the Windsor 9.30-11.30. Just look at the shape we're in to see the benefits!! |
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| | Pembers atlastsomebanter.com 16 April 2008 16:34
Fear not Welsh Paul. Training will recommence with Tap class in May then on to Salsa in June.
I'm not so sure that the sevens team named below would be allowed in the same area at the same time for fear of affecting the tides... |
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| | MC 16 April 2008 16:33
Hope we win the toss |
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| | Donut 16 April 2008 16:01
A hundred-yard rolling maul for the only try of the half... if you catch the kick off! |
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| | MC fix 16 April 2008 15:54
Club team v Merton this sat. Game v Sutton & Epsom xbs sat 26th. Put off shopping til May.
The dream 7s team of Pembers, Barclay, Jemsom, Monty, McDowell, Baker, & Tayler may not be the fastest, but would be a large obstruction to run around. Ollie, we await your call. |
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| | welshpaul @onmyown.com 16 April 2008 15:44
...seems like I was the only one who didn't know training was cancelled. Is that it for now? Almost joined the ballroom dancers but apparently month old unwashed rugby kit isn't suitable attire! |
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| | Pembers 16 April 2008 14:47
Bealsie. Don't forget me when it comes to selection for the sevens! |
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| | MC 15 April 2008 12:20
MC jnr, the wimp, had a small scratch to his head requiring 4 stitches.Why he came off the pitch, no idea. Let his team down. As a forward, a head injury is of no importance. Worse effect was Dad missed valuable drinking time whilst waiting at Epsom hospital. Father & son now recovering well. |
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| | Pembers scoop.com 15 April 2008 10:59
Any news on Tom the Exocet and his mullared face? |
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| | the oath - contd 14 April 2008 10:10
....out there to help me over the £2k mark, please send them my way!
Having been tee-total for the past month, I am now open to offers of beery nights out!
Chief - thanks for sending out the original sponsorship email to the club - and for your sponsorship too |
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| | Oath when tiny A broken man - and I didn't even tour 14 April 2008 09:58
Dear all - I just wanted to say a big thank you to verbal and financial support from the mighty Old Walcounts. I got round yesterday in 4:07:51, managing to knock 22 minutes off the personal best. I was in pieces at the end! Thanks to Glyn, Bungholio, Smithy, Nat & Ollie, Simon Stone and Simmo for sponsorship monies, all in aid of Parkinsons Disease Society:
http://www.justgiving.com/ajrunningthemarathon
The site will remain open until the end of the week so if there are any final donations |
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| | MC 14 April 2008 09:42
Pembers, I will reserve a corner of the snug bar for you at 9.30pm when you come in from training. Chipstead train with 20+ players twice a week. We train with about 10 once a week. Who got promotion? |
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| | Pembers ideasretraining.com 14 April 2008 09:31
Bob, have you thought of providing sofa's for all those training. We wouldn't have an excuse for not turning up then.
Make sure mine has an extra large turning cicrle.... |
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| | MC onthe soapbox.com 14 April 2008 08:58
The season isn't over yet. We are arranging some friendly games for 1 or 2 teams for the next couple of weeks. Give availability to your Captains.
It was a shame that the 1s got so close to promotion but fell at the last hurdle. The one major weakness we have as a Club is the lack of commitment to training. Something we must address for next season, any ideas on how to improve numbers? |
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| | Bungholio Shame.com 14 April 2008 08:08
cont....
Lets make sure that all players in the club pull together for next season and give them all the support necessary for a successful and rewarding season.
Beers anyone? I need an excuse not to go shopping on Saturdays now! |
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| | Bungholio Shame.com 14 April 2008 08:07
Can only feel sorry for the guys at Farnham. We've been there before and it hurt.
Thanks to the hard work of the Club Committee and players we've managed to get ourselves back on a decent footing with great potential for the future. Let's hope that Farnham can do the same (some decent pitches there would be a good start though!)
Comiserations to the First XV. Lets make sure that all players in the club pull together for next season and give them all the support necessary for s successful |
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| | Dean Helping-the-missus.com 13 April 2008 19:48
A serious posting - For Sale - Ford fiesta zetec, Navy Blue, R reg, Auto, 53k, cd player,EW, Service history, MOT till Sep 08. £1100 ono.
This is my other half's car - Which I HAVE permission to sell, before you all ask...Please call me on my mobile number which you all have or can ask someone that will, cos i dont fancy putting her number out to you lot on this website. |
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| | Pembers 13 April 2008 18:32
Well, promotion was a step too far this year however it could be worse.
Check out Farnham in London SW 4. Played 18 Lost 18 conceded over 1000 points..... |
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| | Billingham They'll be billing someone 12 April 2008 21:16
What happened? Or, rather, what didn't? |
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| | Jerky I pop youngpretenders 12 April 2008 11:27
Sorry Dean, the silver fox aka bungholio aka big nose, has been the club matador for the past ten years! You'll have to fight him for the honour. |
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| | Dean @bullfighterswanted. 12 April 2008 10:41
No wrong un NOT playing as he felt it only right that in order to do the best slagging - he HAS to be on that touch line - We call it 'Mum Motivation" in the 2's - A new tactic.
As for my tackling - I got a phone call when i got home(unlike my good mate Dins) from a Spanish events company and they feel a season with their matadors will put me in good stead for new season.
All your mums.
Adios |
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| | okC 12 April 2008 10:07
You can't have been on the same tour that I was on..... |
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| | Tour Tour 12 April 2008 01:22
Please don't delete previous spam as it reminds me of tour |
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| | DAN! 11 April 2008 14:54
He's mugging you off Dean!!!!!!! |
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| | Pembers 11 April 2008 14:54
Dins, no need to check the teamsheet as I am unable to play for the 1's this week. Shame, I know but Harlequins need a 10 and I had a couple of hours..... |
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| | Pembers dandandandandandandandandandan.com 11 April 2008 14:52
Dean, will "the wrong 'un" be playing? I'm sure he'll polarise the abuse from the touch line.
Also, have you worked on your tackling since tour? |
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| | grehan @lovingthemum.com 11 April 2008 14:49
2'S ARE PLAYING AT HOME TOMORROW, VS KINGSTON. PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT - PLENTY OF 'YOUR MUM' CHANTS AND 'DAN' TO GET THE LADS GOING.
Hopefully see you all tomorrow.
Cheers
Dean - son of Grehan's Mum. |
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| | Dins @home 11 April 2008 11:35
Why no team sheet lads? or am i looking in the wrong place??? |
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| | okC 11 April 2008 11:28
And it looks like the first shot to the foot has been made by clashing the start of the tour with the guinness premiership final, which is bound to involve several tourists?!! In danger of being a seriously under-prepared tour party, not to mentioned knackered out by a tough domestic season. |
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| | Oath when tiny 11 April 2008 11:13
tour?!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/7340625.stm |
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| | Pembers earlybird.com 11 April 2008 10:10
Thats not bad business before breakfast Al. Top work!! |
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| | Alun 11 April 2008 09:09
Please ignore the previous message - tickets sold. |
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| | Alun 11 April 2008 08:36
If there's anyone out there who is, or knows anyone else who is looking for tickets for the England v NZ test in Auckland on June 14th could they get in touch before the end of the day today (friday).
Thanks,
Alun |
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| | last begging letter looking forward to feeling the pain!!! 10 April 2008 17:36
http://www.justgiving.com/ajrunningthemarathon |
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| | bingo 10 April 2008 13:58
home at last.now 6am and waiting for bus to work. hold on thought I just saw dan.
dan dan |
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| | Dins dins@gaggingforlaughs 10 April 2008 09:25
Lads, Gagging for laughs comedy night Friday 18th April, top line up with Robs mum opening, jelly bean and roundshaw bolstering the middle section, and the one and only DAN!!!!! headlining, all being mugged off by your MC Judge Dins!
£10 per nut, will be up the club on saturday to end the season disgracefully! see you there with your dosh. Dins |
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| | All your mums @ mums world.com 09 April 2008 17:30
Your Dans mum..
Shaw rules not ok |
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| | MC 09 April 2008 17:12
I see that Dans' have been selected for all 15 positions in the 3s. |
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| | Daaaaaaan!!!! 09 April 2008 15:43
Ex-virgins take note - you got off lightly!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7335315.stm |
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| | Pembers 09 April 2008 14:51
With the two bottom sides in London SW 4 being Surrey clubs (for the first time in years), will there be a knock on effect at our level with more than two being promoted?
Your mum.l |
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| | South rules dancemypretties.com 09 April 2008 12:09
Rob. He's laughing in your face son! |
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| | Bungholio AndFinally.com 09 April 2008 08:22
Having got a magnificent tour cold, I was forced to hock up a quality sized lump of phlegm this morning. As it hit the floor I couldn't help but notice that Rob's mum was using it as a swimming pool.
Typical 'Shaw! |
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| | Bungholio TourReview.com 09 April 2008 08:19
Just echoing my fellow tourists thoughts...
Thanks chaps for a great tour. When you have a good bunch of guys going on tour, it makes things all the better and I speak on behalf of the Committee in saying thanks to you all for a top weekend. Bognor RFC have asked me to thank the chaps for a great day on Saturday. They apologised for lack of singing but hope to see us again and rectify the problem.
Cheers |
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| | Bingo flyingtomorrow 08 April 2008 21:02
Off home tomorrow and would just like to say thanks for a great tour to the commitee. All the best for the guys getting married this year (Rob and Gordy) and sorry I can't be there. Hope to see you all soon either here or Vancouver. Chief, the offer is always open for you and the family as it is to every "right un", no "wrong uns" allowed.
DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| | Wrong 'Un 08 April 2008 19:43
I saw your mum on the telly last night - helping the police with their enquiries in Dewsbury.... |
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| | Dins @jellybean.orgy 08 April 2008 17:41
Neil! "What ave you done eh?" |
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| | Pembers itslives.com 08 April 2008 16:52
Crikey! Just tried to access the forum by chance from work and got in! Lets hope it lasts.
Thought I'd join the love in and thank the committee. Also, top work by all tourists from across the whole club, young and not so young. Still no sign of my voice.
The wife has gone out tonight. She's mugging me off so I thought I'd invite Mrs Hitler round. Rob, drop her off about 8pm..... |
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| | DanFan 08 April 2008 12:39
I found Dan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU |
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| | Brave Donut 08 April 2008 12:04
Is that Bob McDowell's screwdriver? Simmo, I think she had the same surgeon as you! |
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| | Dan! Daaaaan! NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK 08 April 2008 11:57
Ads, I've found your phone and quite a few other things we lost on tour. Mrs Mugabe has them!
www.fetishfergus.com/vnd/chas1.html |
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| | Ads Not ET.com 07 April 2008 21:30
Oranges Mum is Robert Mugabe |
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| | Ads Not ET.com 07 April 2008 21:30
Unfortunately not. Had to pay for a replacement today as I took longer than 24 hours to report the loss so not covered on insurance. Apparently being pissed wasn't a good enough reason for the delay. Orange nave mugged me right off!!!! |
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| | Dan! Daaaaan! 07 April 2008 18:21
Did you find your phone & jacket Mr S? |
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| | Tourettes bollocks.com 07 April 2008 18:11
Now I know why it is called "Tour"ettes syndrome - has anybody else been swearing at inappropriate moments today??????? |
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| | Havanavahavah oyvay.com 07 April 2008 18:09
Surely the off switch must be up your arse hanging on a hook..........or maybe it got washed away in the deluge |
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| | Simmo surgery 07 April 2008 17:44
Will the gifted surgeon who inserted a toxic slurry factory into my intestines please own up, and tell me where the "off" switch is? Not sure for how much longer the family can continue to wear their chemical warfare suits....
Top touring. |
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| | Tour tour tour 07 April 2008 17:14
where did you actually end up going on tour - or is it still a mystery?
Is it time for another tour yet???
http://ww |
