Nickname: Goon, Bowers, The Rabbi
Position: Flanker turned Hooker turned Rabbi Age: 27Matthew made a late foray into the world of rugby after realising that he could be of better use smashing (or trying to) other people rather than a cricket ball (although if there are cows on your cricket pitch he is the man to call). He learnt his trade up North at the rugby breeding ground of Lancaster University. Since coming to the club he has been a dedicated trainer and after becoming the most improved player in the 05/06 season he has set his sights on becoming a hooker. Highlights from on the pitch include "accidentally" knocking out the oppo fly-half, which led to substitution "for his own safety", as well as his enthusiasm for 7s .
If you are in the bar after a game beware flying stools as the Dark Goon has been known to decapitate new members of the club, and if you are an ex-Wallington Girl beware the aura of the Goon as he struts his stuff in the local clubs.